Monday 19 November 2007

Little Johnny Howard

The G-man and I got our ballot papers in the mail on Friday !! Yehaaaaaaaaaaa and we took great pride in putting Little Johnny Howard where he belongs. We proudly sealed our votes and posted them straight back the Australian High Commission as soon as possible.




You're going down Johnny Tennis Shoes You're Going Down !

On another note, what is with the strange parties now? I was seriously tempted to vote for Senator on-line!! Is that some strange virtual politician or something? Wouldn't really make that much of a difference really.Or What Women Want Australia? You know what I want? I want John Howard to get the fuck out of here. There were a few other strange ones as well, something about climate change and oh yeah the Australian Shooters Party - now that's a goer.

You know, it is also good to see that One Nation is still kicking about - the racist bell ends, because for a moment there I thought that we only had the Liberal party to push the anti-Aboriginal, anti-homosexual anti-bloody-everything policies in our Government.

You know what they say about Little Johnny Tennis Shoes - he's only patting you on the back to find the best place to stab you.


6 comments:

redcap said...

Oh yeah - he is only patting you on the back to find the best place to stab you! Gold!

Senator On-Line is odd - they don't have any policies and are proud of it. I found them on Facebook the other day, barely covering their arses with little messages that said, "Don't be naked democratically" or some such. They promise if they get a seat, they'll make every decision based on votes on their website. Erm, let's see. No?

Johnny is doomed, baby. Doomed! I'm hoping very hard that he even loses his own seat to Maxine. That would be a beautiful thing. You see, I don't just want him to lose. I want him to be completely shattered. Is that such a bad thing? Really?

Can you tell I'm over this fucking six-week election campaign? My one consolation is that our paper comes out on a Saturday. Heh. No election day chasing for moi :D

Danielle said...

That has been the best bit about being over here - no lead up to election shite. I had to laugh with some of those parties listed - who are these people and where do they come from?

eleanor bloom said...

I'm with Redcap. Would love to see Maxine win that seat (ie. see Johnny lose it)!

Now that Rudd had a good time, even cracked some jokes, on Rove, Johnny has been cosily sitting with Costello on the telly. Telling us how Costello's not like Johnny (neither is Rudd), is funnier than him (as is Rudd - not difficult), and is younger than him (just like Rudd). Rather desperate measures for Johnny having to be all chummy with Peter. Plus, don't see how that argument's really going to help him...

Steph said...

Love it! I cannae wait till tomorrow.
*Happy dance*

redcap said...

Looks like Johnny's fnarked six ways from Sunday :D Heh heh heh.

Sakura said...

YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - happy dance