Rumour No. 1

Ok, so following on from the previous post ... ... .. I am obviously not ok with the rumours flying about the place about me, that cup of tea didn't work and neither did the Vodka, but I gave it a good go anyway.

So I am going to regale you with Rumour No.1 - it goes a little something like this.

"Hey did you hear why X got made redundant from his job?"

"No, why?"

"Well I heard that he got caught bangging that girl in the office on the desk during the day!"

That is basically it really, I mean there were a few variations to the rumour, but frankly I think this one takes the cake don't you? Totally outrageous really.

I mean honestly ... I am a good Catholic girl, this no way I would have been caught !!

When Mr X told me this, it took me a good 15 mins to stop laughing, which may have bruised his ego just a tad. Nothing personal, but really.

I am presuming that this has been building up though, because prior to this Mr X's wife would give me death stares any time I saw her, and now apparently she checks his phone everyday to see who he has texted and called - that just reeks of psycho !!

This kind of behaviour just makes me want to desperately send a lurid text message for an unknown phone, but I shouldn't really ... or should I ?