I just had to bring everyone's attention to this little gem of a story that I have only just found on News.com.au. I couldn't stop laughing when I read it.
A DWARF performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.
The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus.
The attachment broke before the performance and Mr Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me," Mr Blackner said.
"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."
Now for some strange reason, I would have paid to have seen that show. Poor thing, could you imagine the horror as you realise that you have just glued your cock to something? Puts a new new spin on doing the hoovering doesn't it?
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3 comments:
Ma ha ha ha! That's hilarious. Poor little Dan the Demon Dwarf. Yet sucked in as well for shoving his dick up a vacuum cleaner. Isn't there some sort of law against that?
okay, I don't have a member so I don't know much but I just can't fugure out why someone would shove their penis into a vacuum cleaner...
is it a dwarf-thing??
Redcap - I know how I laughed when I read this story. I don't know if there is a law against interfering with cleaning goods. Should be though.
Stiletto - Strange isn't it, you don't hear about women shoving their tits or other body parts into appliances do you? well not for public entertainment. Well I haven't, maybe I am moving in the wrong circles.
Eleanor Bloom - how true
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